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Some wedding outfit photos including a family selfie lol. More later

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glitterbites:

Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source!

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humansofnewyork:

"The American jets were called Phantoms, because they appeared out of nowhere, and by the time you saw the plane, the rockets were already heading toward you. My friend and I were doing maintenance on the machinery when our factory was bombed. We heard the plane coming and tried to run toward the coal vault, but before we got there a missile tore him in half." 

(Hanoi, Vietnam)

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2014geek:

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innominepatriarchy:

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

tuxedoandex:

northgang:

Lily Myers Shrinking Women (X)

Well then, you’re polite, and your brother isn’t. Just because you were taught manners doesn’t mean you’re oppressed. Dear god.

You’re so obviously a guy if you think it’s “manners”

I’m a woman and this is so obviously polite. Jesus fuck, not everything is “oppression”

I am a guy. If I feel the need to interrupt, I say “sorry” to beg pardon for any apparent rudeness. It’s that simple. This is not a gendered issue. Any polite person would do this.

However constantly apologizing for small unimportant things and apologizing after already apologizing is sign of an anxiety disorder

I just excuse myself politely. Unless she does that due to anxiety issues, she needs to stop being a doormat for others. Making this a gendered issue is only painting women as perpetual victims that cannot be strong in their own right and also discounts the fact thar both genders participate in this behaviour, which women are quite to attack a man for.

Bullshit, I’m not a victim because feminists can’t handle reality.

Preach honey

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chilledbutter:

Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders

iguanamouth were you that lizard?

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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